Best of Late Night: Jimmy Kimmel Explains Trump’s Backdrop for Leaving Paris Accord

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Jimmy Kimmel said President Trump had broken the news about the Paris accord from a rose garden — “while we still have roses and gardens.” Credit ABC

Welcome to Best of Late Night, a rundown that lets you sleep — and lets us get paid to watch comedy. What do you think of it? What else are you interested in? Let us know:

News Flash: Mass Extinction Is Bad for Business

Jimmy Kimmel reacted to the president’s speech on Thursday announcing the United States’ withdrawal from the Paris climate agreement.

“It made sense that he did it from the Rose Garden, while we still have roses and gardens.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

“By the way, it isn’t just environmentalists who want us to remain a part of the Paris accord. Exxon Mobil lobbied for us to stay in it. Shell wanted us in it. Walmart supported it. Because apparently these big companies ran the numbers, and it turns out if climate change destroys human life on Earth, it could be bad for business.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

‘Flipping Off the Entire World’

Video by The Daily Show With Trevor Noah

On “The Daily Show,” Trevor Noah kicked things off by talking about the Mr. Met mascot, who had made an obscene gesture to fans the night before — but segued into the Paris news.

“Let’s move on from one white mascot flipping off a few fans to another, who’s flipping off the entire world,” Mr. Noah said.

“Telling nature to go [expletive] itself while standing in a garden is a pretty gangster move. I’m not going to lie. The only way that could have been more messed up is if he did it with a polar bear standing in the background, although I’m sure Eric would have shown up and shot the polar bear. ‘Father! Look what I brought you! Do you love me now?’” — TREVOR NOAH

Al Franken Gets Along With Jeff Sessions. Really, Though?


Al Franken spoke to Trevor Noah about his new book. Credit Comedy Central

A day after appearing on “Full Frontal With Samantha Bee,” Senator Al Franken sat down with Mr. Noah. The two discussed Mr. Franken’s new book, “Giant of the Senate,” in which he describes Congress’s tradition of bipartisan comity.

TREVOR NOAH: A lot of people don’t think of senators and congresspeople as humans.

AL FRANKEN: [looks offended]

NOAH: What’s nice is, in the book we hear the stories of you as people — as friends. I found it strange, though, that you talk about being friends with people like Jeff Sessions.

FRANKEN: Jeff Sessions, who I gave a hard time during his confirmation hearings. I told him the day before, ‘Eat your Wheaties.’ I warned him. His wife knit a baby blanket for my first grandson. Aww!

NOAH: Yeah, I mean, I get that. But then some people would be, like, ‘Yeah, and he’s pushing for maximum sentencing for —’

FRANKEN: Yeah, well, that’s why I voted against him and why I gave him a hard time. But it’s hard to hate a guy whose wife knit a baby blanket.

NOAH: Why not hate the guy — and like his wife for knitting the baby blanket?

FRANKEN: Oh, that’s what I should have done!

The Punchiest Punchlines (Paris Edition)

“After the Earth’s temperature crosses a certain threshold, we may not be able to go back. It’s like telling your girlfriend her friend is hot. That problem is man-made — and irreversible. You can never take it back. ‘I said it one time, baby. One time! Yeah, she’s still hot, but that’s not the point!’” — TREVOR NOAH

“I really hope that when the ice caps melt, it ruins every rug at Mar-a-Lago.” — JIMMY KIMMEL

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